Burning Afro.blog

Okay, you will never believe this. According to MTV, Twilight and High School Musical 3 are both the greatest movies of the year. On IMDB both of these scored a low rating, Twilight (6.1) and High School Musical (3.6). And as we all know, IMDB is one of those websites that is correct on their reviews. Now you might think "Ah well, it's just the MTV generation that follow their MTV god's opinion".

True, true, but keep in mind that some of these MTV followers have friends. And some of those friends hate High School Musical but are just voting for that movie (in a poll, no matter where) for their friends. Now tv-producers follow these polls closely. More money gets pumped into these movies (won't make them better) and eventually there will be no more good movies (The Dark Knight, Slumdog Millionaire) left.

So this is a shout-out to people with a little brain left. Keep your own opinion to things, and let nothing change your opinion.

Afronator, over and out!

Sorry for not posting in a while, I was distracted by this awesome game.

Please try it, it's addicting. I hope you get so addicted, you lose your job so I can take yours.

As in the adress of this website, I will write something about Afro.

Afro Basaldella, an Italian painter who walked this earth from 1912 to 1976.
Not only he was a painter himself, his brothers were too. Trying to compete against his brothers, he eventually won a scholarship to study art in the big-ass city Rome. He created murals and eventually even moved to the Big Apple and at long last gained some fame by an exhibition named "The New Decade: 22 European Painters and Sculptors".

Wordwidely known now, he returned to his homeland and Italy welcomed him as a fucking rockstar, and named Best Italian Artist of 1956.

Later on he teached at schools, and he was praised for his fluid and warm style.

In the 1970's he began suffering health problems, oh the noes! To the grief of many Italians, dieing in 1976.

Here is a picture of what Afro looked like.

The art of Retarded Movement, better known as Popping, is a way of dancing. By flexing muscles, and relaxing them the dancer looks like he's getting a heart attack. This style can be categorized under Hip-Hop and Electronica.

Without further ado, I give you the japanese hip-hop dance crew; U-Min

U-Min can also be seen in Missy Elliot's song Ching-a-Ling, and Martin Solveig's C'est La Vie.

//Warning, this trick may cause unpopularity with girls, and make you a giant douche//

Look at your hand.

If your indexfinger is longer than your ringfinger, you're probably a woman.

If your indexfinger is shorter than your ringfinger, you're probably a guy.

Enjoy.

Afronator here, just got a cd from Hollywood Undead to write about it for a local newspaper. I promoted the band there, but here I will bring them to the ground.

Imitating Kid Rock's stupid style, rap-rocking, they suck even more than Kid Rock himself. While Kid Rock was wearing stupid outfits, Hollywood Undead takes a ride along on the mask-train together with the Jabbawockeez. Mostly half-grunting in these 'songs' they try to get 2 audiences, rockers and hip-hoppers. Actually, there are two emo songs on this cd, getting a third audience: Pussies.

I'm one of those old-skool rockers, Steve Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert, AC/DC, Motörhead are just plain awesome. And Hollywood Undead can't get anywhere near these people/gods. If you still like this band, just download their songs as the cd is pretty much boring. This will also stop them from making more shitlike songs.

I will even provide you with a torrent if you're lazy (and i'm sure you are).

Good luck bringing them down. And now in the style of this band:

South-South-West side mofo's, this shiz fo' real fukka's.

Peace gangstas!

Was Shizzle-signed,

-Afronator.

Don't shoot the puppy! That's what this game is called. Which sick fuck wouldn't want to shoot a puppy? Not my favorite game, can't do my hobby well in this game, simply because then I couldn't win this game. But I'll let you give it your best "shot".

Good luck, and if you don't like this game. Go try to not-shoot your own puppy, and see how hard it is.

Spinochordodes Tellinii. Yes, it's an animal. Yes, you can eat it. No, it's not healthy

For the retards around here, Spinochordodes tellinii is also referred to as: The Nematomorph Hairworm

And for the braindeads: Squiggly moving thingy.

"So what is that thing?" Sorry ladies *puts pants back on*.

"And what is a Nematomorph Hairworm?" Well as the name suggests, it's a worm. If you put it like that, it doesn't sound quite interesting. So the interesting thing about this worm is, his lifecycle.

First, it begins as a larvae. Then it gets eaten by it's future host (a cricket or grasshopper). When the larvae enters the body, it just sits in there. Now for the interesting/funny/awesome part; When the worm is fully grown it has to leave  it's host to reproduce. The worm actually fucks up the cricket's brain when he's fully grown, causing the host to drown himself (committing suicide). At this point, the worm tries to get out of it's host's pooper, and swim away to reproduce.

For the wormlovers out there, a video. For the crickethaters out there, the same video.

Burning Afro online! Blog went online today, hope you fuckers enjoy it.

Take a look at the about page for information of what this shit is actually about.

Happy reading/commenting!